paradoxum

Amazing, and quite a twist of scripture to make a completely unrelated point.

Words fail me.

Wow.

Now that's some exegetical skills. And of course, the KJV is the ONLY authoritative version of the Bible.

Wow.

I saw this and immediately went outside and... well, you know. :D

WOW. Context? Haha.

At least I know I'll always be able to get a preaching job SOMEWHERE.

Goeth insideth and breaketh thou upeth thy toilet, so that they mayest pisseth on the wall.

This is truly mind blowing and causes one to wonder why God would be destroying men who piss against the wall. I mean, we know that MEN piss against the wall, and yet, in this passage...God is destroying them. This is truly one of the great mysteries of the Bible, and raises a truly perplexing question: are there times when it is appropriate to...well, sit and piss. I know it's hard to imagine. I think I'll email Pastor Anderson for an answer.

"The lady doth protest too much, methinks."

That's from Shakespeare's Hamlet. Shakespeare wrote in a style much like that of the King James Bible. So, he can't be all wrong.

Here's what e notes says it means: By "protest," Gertrude doesn't mean "object" or "deny"—these meanings postdate Hamlet. The principal meaning of "protest" in Shakespeare's day was "vow" or "declare solemnly," a meaning preserved in our use of "protestation." When we smugly declare that "the lady doth protest too much," we almost always mean that the lady objects so much as to lose credibility. Gertrude says that Player Queen affirms so much as to lose credibility. Her vows are too elaborate, too artful, too insistent.

Anyway, that's my male way of saying that I bet he's never pissed against a wall.